i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
Stretched cheek piercings
I laughed so fucking hard at this. Good luck drinking and eating.
i understood that reference
I was the only person in the theater to get it
i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.
Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
They’re gonna eat all the chickens…