jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

oate:

5kz:

malformalady:

Stretched cheek piercings

the hell



I laughed so fucking hard at this.  Good luck drinking and eating.

oate:

5kz:

malformalady:

Stretched cheek piercings

the hell

I laughed so fucking hard at this. Good luck drinking and eating.

Me

Me

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

I was the only person in the theater to get it

whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…